Saint 'Karen' Terrier Renaissance Dog Candle

$16.00

I am Lady Winifred, born in 1495 beneath a thundercloud of rolled eyes and poorly arranged tapestries. A Cairn Terrier by breed, but by spirit? Pure tempest.

From the moment I opened my eyes, I knew things could be done better. The castle steward? Sloppy. The stable boy? Lazy. The duchess’s embroidery? Frankly tragic. I barked, I demanded, I corrected. They called me “feisty.” I preferred “efficient.”

I once marched straight into a noble council meeting to protest the lack of goose in my dinner. Another time, I chased a monk for misquoting scripture during morning prayers. “That’s not Latin,” I growled. “That’s lazy.”

Was I patient? Absolutely not. Was I right? Almost always.

Tall white candle, hand poured in Mexico, design and assembled in the USA. Candle is unscented. Cairn Terrier dog, Renaissance-style art prayer candle.